Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys
You best be ready for some melodic noise
There's a bit of a plan, and there's gunna be shouts
And we're gunna get rowdy and were gunna get loud
Our sanity's in the lost and found
We believe bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
And some of our friends like to candyflip
Some like to hear robots, some think they have swag
If you want your mind blown, stick your hand in our bag
Filled with musical tricks, weve got axes that lick
And an idiot idiot banging with sticks
There's a funkified bass that will shred your face
A sound you won't want to erase
It will rape your ears, and they will not recover
Now quiet down please my friends, sisters, and brothers
No I'm kidding stand up and fill your cups with some luck
They're the Bastard Malloy and they don't give a fuck
You best be ready for some melodic noise
There's a bit of a plan, and there's gunna be shouts
And we're gunna get rowdy and were gunna get loud
Our sanity's in the lost and found
We believe bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
And some of our friends like to candyflip
Some like to hear robots, some think they have swag
If you want your mind blown, stick your hand in our bag
Filled with musical tricks, weve got axes that lick
And an idiot idiot banging with sticks
There's a funkified bass that will shred your face
A sound you won't want to erase
It will rape your ears, and they will not recover
Now quiet down please my friends, sisters, and brothers
No I'm kidding stand up and fill your cups with some luck
They're the Bastard Malloy and they don't give a fuck